Junior Software Engineer

It was so funny that day, when my sister gave my son her headphones so he could watch his movies on his laptop without interrupting our TV sound! He kept looking at us talking and he couldn't hear anything we were saying so he kept pulling his headphones out of one of his ears and asking us: "What? what??" So cuuute! :)
He takes it after his Auntie/Godmother Nattie on the computer stuff! He's not even 4 years old yet and when it comes to computers he's an expert! He turns it on and put his games or DVDs on it and presses start etc... :o)

My Future Tattoo (and first!)

Here goes a picture and the meaning of the tattoo I am thinking of getting as soon as my divorce is finally OVER! Any suggestions of where to get it? I was thinking you know the neck/back area? right below the neck towards the shoulder area type of thing! I am open to suggestions BUT i won't get it on any of my private areas so please don't even suggest that! :)
Thanks! :)

PS: I know it came out small but it says: Symbol of importance of learning from the past (which is why I want to get it! Learned from mistakes of my previous marriage and what I thought was my better half, that really turned out to be my "worse" half!

What I'd Like to do With You

Erotica, romance
My name is Mariana
I'll be your mistress tonight
I'd like to put you in a trance

If I take you from behind
Push myself into your mind
When you least expect it
Will you try and reject it
If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child
Will you let yourself go wild
Let my mouth go where it wants to

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to uhmm(moaning)
I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic

Once you put your hand in the flame
You can never be the same
There's a certain satisfaction
In a little bit of pain
I can see you understand
I can tell that you're the same
If you're afraid, well rise above
I only hurt the ones I love

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to uhmm(moaning)

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic

Erotica, romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

I don't think you know what pain is
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
"I know you want me"
"I'm not gonna hurt you"
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes

Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body
All over me, all over me

Erotica, [give it up, give it up] romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, [give it up, give it up] romance
I like to do a different kind of uhmmm(moaning)
Erotica, [give it up, give it up] romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better
Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away

Eroti - ca

{Madonna's Erotica Lyrics}

The Cricket Diet: Lose 10+ LBS in Two Weeks!

LOSE 10+ LBS IN TWO WEEKS!

This really works!! Give yourself a try! And please let me know the outcome.

Step 1: Go to my "Bug Bully: A Cricket's Life" post and right click on my cricket picture, choose "save image as" then save it in one of your files in your pc.

Step 2: Set cricket picture as your wallpaper. (making it as large as possible!)

Step 3: Everytime you think about getting something to eat, go to your pc and stare at your wallpaper. It works perfectly well for those addicted to eating while working on your pc. (Like me!)

PS: Unless you are a Fear Factor Winner this should work pretty well.

*Results not typical. CRICKET DIET PROGRAM may not work for everyone. Consult your physician before starting this or any weight loss regimen. Read my blog and follow directions. Do not use Cricket Diet Program if pregnant or nursing. Not for use by or sale to persons under 18 years of age. Call 1-800-Cricket or visit www.CricketDiet.com

Please feel free to submit your before and after pictures for testimonials stories.

Human Bowling

It was on a nice crisp day that my neighbors and I decided to go bowling with our kids. We take a nice car drive to the bowling alley, the kids singing and cheering.... We finally arrive at our destination after getting lost for a few minutes. The place is crowded, everyone had the same idea we had to escape from that cold winter day.
We walk to the counter, reserve the lane, trade our nice looking shoes for the ugly and smelly clown shoes they have.... everything is set for us to start playing our game(all we need to do is put on our shoes, program the game and of course I can't handle the heaviest balls so go on to look for lighter ones around the place). I looked back to where we were and see my son Ryan walking on the lane towards the pins! I rushed back to him running! As I step on the lane with just my socks on, it was like there was no more gravity on earth! I slipped and fell butt and back on the floor with my legs raised high up in the air! As I am falling I try to hold on to Ryan for support only to bring him down with me! Next thing I know I have a big circle of people, mainly being teenage kids looking at us. Some looked spooked, some were just laughing, some offered to help.... Bottom line, I am left with a crying kid, sore butt and back, no ugly smelly clown shoes on, no lighter bowling balls, a crowd of curious people.... Lesson learned: Never make fun of those shoes again, if I had had them on, I probably woudn't have fallen!

My Most Prized Possession

This is a picture of my life, my soulmate, the air I breath everyday, my oxygen, my most prized possession! Without him I can't live and with him I am living. He is my strength, he's the one that keeps me going, my fuel of life. Life can be tricky, nasty, difficult, turbulent, at times we may feel worthless, weak, ugly, ashamed.... But it is always when I take one good look at him that I know he's the one that at the end, makes my life all worthwhile!
Thank you baby! Mommy loves you! You are everything good to me, thanks for existing in my life and bringing me so much happiness.



Today he is almost 4 years old(09/27/2002)--------------------------->

Bug Bully: A Cricket's Life

This is the cricket I have been living with for the past 3 to 4 days! It is so annoying, it keeps singing and singing sooo loud! Today I found it down in my basement! I was trying to catch it and throw it outside but for its luck it got away while I was too busy taking pictures of it!
Now it is still here, singing and annoying the hell out of me! No offense to all you bug lovers but I just can't stand them! They give me the creeps! Especially this one is so hairy and the antennas are so oddly long and its head shines so bright! Ewwww! I just have to hunt it down next time and trap it in a plastic cup or something and throw it outside! So please stay tuned for the next episode of Bug Bully: A Cricket's Life. Coming soon, to a blog near you.

Taxi or not a Taxi? That is the question.... by Miss Magoo Shakespeare

My friend and I had plans to go out that evening to one of the clubs in the city. She worked at the JFK airport and I had gone inside to pick her up. She was running a little late and I was getting a bit anxious! My taxi was waiting for us outside(of course! he couldn't be waiting inside!) and so I started to rush her a little, you know? So finally she came out of her office and we started walking fast towards the exit! We come outside and I guided her to our taxi... "Oh so sorry for the delay Sir, please take us to the Underground Club at 42nd street and 6th Avenue...."(address made up for security purposes), I noticed the driver is looking at me with an odd look on his face, so my friend says: "Come on! What are you waiting for? Let's go! We're supposed to meet some friends and we're already a little late!" (No, I did not realize the driver was not the same, I hadn't paid attention to his face before, plus it was already very dark).
"Who are you girls and what are you doing inside my car?" The driver asked with that same odd look from before. "Uhmm... aren't you the taxi driver?" We asked. "I am just here waiting for my wife to come, so can you two girls please get out before I get into some trouble?" He told us, again with that odd look on his face that by now was starting to freak me out! "I-I-I'm really sorry Sir." I said as we were leaving his car.
When we got out of his car, I then began looking for the real taxi, and we just heard this man beeping his horn madly at us. I then realized that was the right taxi this time!

OBGYN's Lunch Break

An unaware OBGYN Doc goes out on a lunch break with one of his buddies. After driving for a few minutes he spotted what seemed to be a decent little Deli, he then pulls up on the parking lot and comes inside. Poor Doc didn't know what was in store for him! This man approaches the Deli counter only to find ME there! Of course he had no clue to who I was anymore, but that was not the case for me. I stared at him for a while, trying to figure it out where had I seen this familiar face before? As I was thinking for a couple of seconds I said excitedly: "Dr. K??" The man looked at me with a disoriented look on his face, not giving him time to even say anything I shouted: "You were my gynecologist!!" His face soon turned red, his buddy looked at him with a grin on his face, I probably turned as red as a tomato after realizing what had just come out of my mouth! My boss whispered in my ear "so, he's the lucky one!", all my co-workers were staring at me and him at the same time! "Oh my God! What is everyone picturing in their minds right now? NO! Please I don't want to know!" I thought to myself as I slowly found my way out of there and into the bathroom. I must have stayed in the bathroom for the next 20 minutes! Gladly noone talked about it anymore and soon time came for me to go home. *sigh* What an unforgettable work's day!